Guilty Gear Judgement(PSP) Arc System Works The Short Version: CAST IN THE NAME OF GEAR YE NOT GOOD The Long Version:

Dissidia: Final Fantasy (PSP) 2009 Squeenix The Short Version: The heroes of Final Fantasies 1-10 are summoned together to do battle against the villains of Final Fantasy 1-10, in an otherwordly realm for the fate of all universes. Somehow, they made this boring without it being turn based. The Long Version: Ooh boy. Maybe I [...]

When I heard there was going to be a sequel to FF Tactics Advance, for the DS, I was pretty stoked. I pre-ordered it, snapped it up on launch day… all that. Then, according to the timer, I played about 24 hours in and stuck it in its case for nearly two years. Can’t really [...]

The Short Version: A pretty clever design for a 2-D fighter. Do people still play those? The Long Version: First off, I’d like to thank the site’s backend for making me think that my draft of this had been deleted, then restoring it as I was about to copy paste another draft I started from [...]

Nostalgia is a damn powerful thing, especially for 80′s spawn like myself. The opiates of ‘toys’ and ‘cartoons’ were allowed to intermingle and form some sort of new, more potent form of marketing methamphetamine. That’s probably why our generation has the same problem resisting the urge to banter about My Little Pony and Etch-A-Sketch that [...]