Guilty Gear Judgement(PSP) Arc System Works The Short Version: CAST IN THE NAME OF GEAR YE NOT GOOD The Long Version:

Dissidia: Final Fantasy (PSP) 2009 Squeenix The Short Version: The heroes of Final Fantasies 1-10 are summoned together to do battle against the villains of Final Fantasy 1-10, in an otherwordly realm for the fate of all universes. Somehow, they made this boring without it being turn based. The Long Version: Ooh boy. Maybe I [...]

When I heard there was going to be a sequel to FF Tactics Advance, for the DS, I was pretty stoked. I pre-ordered it, snapped it up on launch day… all that. Then, according to the timer, I played about 24 hours in and stuck it in its case for nearly two years. Can’t really [...]

The Short Version: A pretty clever design for a 2-D fighter. Do people still play those? The Long Version: First off, I’d like to thank the site’s backend for making me think that my draft of this had been deleted, then restoring it as I was about to copy paste another draft I started from [...]

Nope, nothing vaguely sexual here. Packy&Marlon(SNES) Raya Systems and A Medical Supply Company With Cash To Burn The Short Version: The other SNES game for diabetics. Yep. The Long Version: Pull up the splatter sheet.