REPO! The Genetic Opera
2008/2009 Lion’s Gate Pictures

The Short Version: In a dystopian future, GeneCo saves the lives of millions by creating financing plans for organ transplants, then encouraging people to undergo painful elective surgery that hooks them on a crazy futuristic painkiller- then turns around and has it made legal for masked assassins to perform bloody ‘repossessions.’

And it’s a musical.

The Long Version: Continue reading For Once I Talk About GUTS and GaoGaiGar Is Not Involved

Just to let you know, I’m still alive here, even though not updating in over a week kind of breaks down to a three month coma in INTERNET TIME.

Rollergames (NES)
1990 Konami

The Short Version: Unfun at any speed.

The Long Version: Continue reading They See Me Rollergamin’… They Hatin’

Odin Sphere(PS2)
2007 VanillaWare

The Short Version: I think odin’s a pretty cool guy. eh fights midgets and doesn’t afraid of anyone. If you liked River City Ransom, but wished it was prettier and with MMORPG-like item farming, this is the game for you!

The Long Version: Continue reading Odin’s Fear?

The Bible should have a cover like this.

Mega Man 9 (WiiWare/PSN/XBox Live Arcade)
2008 Capcom/Inticreates

The Short Version: KABLOOPLPLPLP! Danana nana na, danana nana na, Dada da! Dada da! Da danana naaaaaaaa~!

Nostalgia was once considered a mental illness, you know.

The Long Version: Continue reading Aoi Pantsu-Man Densetsu IX

Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles (DVD)
2008 Harmony Gold and a WEB OF LIES AND RED TAPE

The Short Version: Robotech’s franchise is enjoying a little renaissance of sorts. And I’m in no mood to let others enjoy themselves!

The Long Version: Continue reading SHADOW OF THE EIGHTIES