Persona 3: FES Edition (PS2)
2007/2008 Atlus

The Short Version- Instead of a mind numbingly slow paced JRPG that makes you wanna blow your brains out, it’s a decent JRPG where the characters blow their own brains out and splatter the walls with ectoplasmic AWESOME
The Long Version-

Metal Slug 7 (NDS)
2008 SNK Playmore/Ignition
The Short Version: Hey look. It’s a new Metal Slug game. I wonder if you get to shoot droves of dopey looking soldiers, save hostages, then fight a gigantic contraption at the end of every level? It would sure be great if they could work some kind of a dating [...]

Bubble Bobble is a promising title coming in the first or second quarter of 2009, barring any further delays. As BB fans undoubtedly know (and there are many who imported the much sought after Japanese edition), the game was originally due to be released domestically last year but hit a speedbump when Rockstar Entertainment threw [...]

REPO! The Genetic Opera
2008/2009 Lion’s Gate Pictures
The Short Version: In a dystopian future, GeneCo saves the lives of millions by creating financing plans for organ transplants, then encouraging people to undergo painful elective surgery that hooks them on a crazy futuristic painkiller- then turns around and has it made legal for masked assassins to perform [...]

Just to let you know, I’m still alive here, even though not updating in over a week kind of breaks down to a three month coma in INTERNET TIME.

Rollergames (NES)
1990 Konami
The Short Version: Unfun at any speed.
The Long Version: