Recently my old Toshiba laptop finally kicked it, which seems like a good excuse for why I haven’t been updating all that often if not for the fact I was really just computerless for maybe half a week.
So, uh… NAHN-ELEVEN NAHN-ELEVEN, TURRISTS, etc.
It left me with a bit of time to screw around with [...]

AAAAAAHHHH AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I’M FREE!
TIME TO CONQUER ELECTRONIC DISTRIBUTION OF OBSCURE PLATFORMING TITLES
(I don’t give a shit if I’m the only one who gives a shit.)

Half-Minute Hero(AKA: Yuusha 30) (PSP)
Marvelous Entertainment
The Short Version: A retro RPG shortened to the point it’s a complete joke. You arrive on an island, are tasked by the goddess of time to stop a warlock from unleashing his doomsday spell, and must accomplish all your level grinding and fetch questing within 30 seconds.
The Long Version: [...]

A ConAgra plant apparently exploded or something, and no store in the area has any Slim Jims left.
In a related(?) story, I was nearly hit by a pickup truck painted in the colors of the confederate flag walking home from work today. GO AMERICA.

GREAT CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN GAMING:
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor posits that the Japanese equivalent to the FCC has been planting small electromagnetic chips in all electronics since 2006, designed to simultaneously emit a wave on remote command in case of invasion that would turn major metropolitan areas into GIANT MICROWAVES.