STOP THE iPRESSES

WHAT HAPPEN

THERE’S A GAME OUT ON DSiWARE!?

AS OPPOSED TO ANIMAL CROSSING: THE CLOCK OR WARIO WARE MICROGAME: THE STAND ALONE APP?

DUCK AND COVER, THE RUSKIES AND LOCUSTS ARE COMING AWWWW HEEEEEEAAAAALLL NAAAAAWWWWWW-

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