Remember how when the first Transformers movie came out, there were a few different tie-in games? And of them, the Nintendo DS version was the only one I’d dub genuinely ‘fun’ past the obvious gimmick of playing as a giant robot? The sequel, not so much. Strike One against Revenge of the Fallen (Decepticon version [...]

I’ll probably change the header at some point, but in case anyone was curious the top image came from the manual cover of Castle of Shikigami III, featuring Time Gal, seen here, dying horribly.

I’ve begun playing Knights in the Nightmare, at my friend Jake’s behest. Jake has been many things to both me and the site over the years- a connection to warez, Japanese food, comic strip cameos, and so on. And now it’s quite apparent that he’s NOT HUMAN. Knights in the Nightmare is not designed for [...]

WHAT HAPPEN THERE’S A GAME OUT ON DSiWARE!? AS OPPOSED TO ANIMAL CROSSING: THE CLOCK OR WARIO WARE MICROGAME: THE STAND ALONE APP? DUCK AND COVER, THE RUSKIES AND LOCUSTS ARE COMING AWWWW HEEEEEEAAAAALLL NAAAAAWWWWWW- [transmission ends]