Even among batshit crazy religious edutainment games, this one is special premium insane guano. “Did Noah play and have fun with the animals, with racing games? Racing games, wow!” I mean come on. You people are making me long for the quiet, dignified performance of Captain Novolin.

My computer’s acting kinda funny and Photoshop runs obscenely slowly while I scan for gremlins and the like, so I thought I’d check in on the status of my current games: Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations- Smack dab in case 2 (haven’t had as much qt with it as I’d like), and already it seems [...]

I’m still gonna put another RK update on for tonight, but I’ll have to put the finishing touches on after work. I’d like to pretend that it’s purely coincidental with the burst-fire release of Megaman ZX Advent/Front Mission DS/Trials and Tribulations, but well… It’s not. I started coloring, then then bamboo shard under my ring [...]

I’m not normally a HUGE complainer about localization- I understand the need for it and all, but I groaned pretty loud when Mia Fey referenced “My Milkshake” in the opening case of Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations. I’m still waiting on Front Mission and ZX:Advent to hit the local Gamestop. Getting PW3 this early sure [...]