Con-sume!

It’s not-so-new news anymore, but I’m stoked after seeing the screenshots of Contra 4. Plus, being the first numbered sequel in about 15 years gives us legitimate grounds to pretend every game since The Alien Wars (Excluding perhaps Hard Corps) never happened.

(I admit, I’ve never played Shattered Soldier or Neo Contra. The PS1 abortions [...]

Y’know…

I wish I had Mel Brooks’ talent for setting history’s greatest atrocities to music.