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Elite Beat Seekers(NDS)
Deceptendo (published by Acclaim with funding by COBRA)

“I was booorn in a crossfire hurricane!”

Cheer on mighty Megatron in over 15 diabolical schemes!
Multiple endings based on your performance- Sure, you always lose, but if you do well enough you won’t get humped by Grimlock
Includes the entire discography of Cold Slither!
And “The Touch”
And that wussier [...]

Anyone who knows me or pays a sliver of attention during my reviews knows I have a fixation on a certain NES action RPG/shooter, which shall remain nameless aside from its initials, TGL. The more I think about some of the things the game attempted/pulled off, the more I wonder why the hell more decent [...]

I was going to arbitrarily declare a theme month for the site, the March of War, and do nothing but obsess about SRPG’s, but Bokosuka Wars Awareness Month already kind of covers the alpha and omega of the genre.
Also, Izuna is a merciless bitch. I take back everything good I said about it until I [...]

Y’know, I’ve been going nuts trying to find an excuse to use a certain title for an article. It’s the most bizarre, inexplicable writer’s block, only being able to assign a title to a completely theoretical work with no content to back it up.
So, I’ll settle for a little play-on-words tying an obscure old SNK [...]